to see if i can start a mn riot

[jacksmomma]

after the last few threads i have read i started thinking would i be unreasonable to have a party for ds which would be along the lines of
fruit shoots to drink
pom bears and greggs buffet

to say i bought it all at asda

when someone says i like your outfit to say thanks its from primark

to point out my new plasma fifty inch wall mounted tv and say thank god for benefits
all just to see if there would be mn posts flaming me (and find it quite funny)

i see what you mean its like they are expecting everyone around them to be joyriders and people just waiting for the opportunity to ram the back of someone elses car

You're getting there

It's just not cool.

Desi- I have PMed you

What the fuck does mean?

im going to laugh everytime i see one now , will be thinking about what you said ,love it

Look at the top of your screen and see the red blob on the inbox doo-dah and click. It's new and fancy.

I occasionally shop at Asda, but mostly Tesco, I'm partial to a Greggs sausage roll now and then, and buy the odd pair of knickers in Primark. Never put a Baby on Board sticker when mine were wee, but I have to admit I did put a sticker up when my first grandchild was born. I then awaited people telling me I was too young to have a grandchild - never happened.

I'm talking garbage tonight.

I haven't got a baby on board sticker, but I've often thought they were a good idea. they're to warn other cars that your driving might be shit and you might crash into them aren't they?

When my car is wobbling about because of the chaos in it I want the driver behind me to know that I'm actually perfectly good driver under normal circumstances.

Oh I've got a 4X4 as well, a big huge beast of a thing.

I have a 4x4 too...... and a "small person on board" sticker, which I leave in the car even when my children aren't in it because I can't be arsed to take it in and out of the window. I mix and match my supermarkets but mainly shop at ASDA. Haven't been in a Greggs for years but would LOVE to!

or you could be a 'fairly new'bie and ask wtf is going on if you have to be an established poster to get any sort of kudos on a public message board. or even care about it?

Get your ear piercing gun out.

I am devasted no one saw the genius of my post you are all meanies and I'm never coming back ! Flounce Will take more than one semi flamed crap joke post to stop
me coming to mn promise to do better in future etc

Are you on your 2nd bottle of wine yet

Saw a 18mth old in the buggy with a bottle containing tea on the school run the other day...would that be enough to start a riot??

Or pureeing Greggs for 4mth old who shows signs of being hungrier but cannot be arsed to feed more at night??

Ha ha!!

I have a baby on board thingy i always thought they were to let the emergancy services know there is a baby if you have an accident [dumb emontion], was i mislead.

What i need is a sticker thats says [ i have my dd on board that i tried for 5 yrs for an if you crash into me i will fuck you over, get it]

Omg Ray - what have I missed - a DD

Pussin, yeah took some getting there but DD is now here. She is 6mo now growing so fast. Cannot beleive she is here tbh but realy realy happy.

Oh wow Ray - am soooo happy for you! Aww how did I miss this?! After 2yrs ttc am pg with DC2 as well - due in March

So happy it all worked out for you - I bet you couldn't believe it! Wow - did you have any special meds to stop mc or just let it progress naturally?