to not want to see all the mums' arse cracks in the playground??

[AlphaSchmalpha]

ffs - it's not hard to understand is it? If you are wearing low-cut jeans and low-cut or no pants, and you crouch down or squat to play with or talk to your dcs, your arse crack will be on display to the whole playground.

lovely warm day today but the playground experience was rather spoilt by arse cracks on show everywhere. my eyes!

why are you looking at their arses in the first place?!

YANBU !!!!! OMG it's like a car crash - you can't help but look... hideous!

by the sounds of it - your face was probably looking a bit like a cats arse so therefore not very pleasant for them to look at....

yabu - life is too short for you to assign yourself head of the fashion police. You should spend more time talking to your dc instead.

I would love not to have to look, but they're everywhere!!!

Now, I get a long, thin vest and tuck it into my jeans. Result when jeans move down and top rides up, no chilly crack for me, no eye-bleeding sight for anyone else.

lol at fashion police. are arse-cracks "in" at the moment then?

i don find it hard to find jeans that don't do this. i've been accused of having builders bum a few times. even long vests can't do much.

maybe i need a body thing

i dont mind arse cracks, but its the ones with the muffin tops to with it that i vom at, low cut jeans were not meant for you love

nooooo to getting a body. gawd I remember endless drunken attempts to get those press studs done back up. and who thought that having a vest and pants all in one was a "nice" idea. not naice at all.

lol - no idea Alpha - if they are I'm probably being fashionable for the first time in my life :D

Long vests don't seem to help me at all.

I have the answer. I wear a pregnancy bump band even though I am not pregnant . Its marvellous. You dont have to wear an extra T shirt, your belt buckle doesnt dig in and you are never one of these women that the OP describes. I know its weird but it really works.

Its the arse crack topped off with antlers that I object to

I was in Tesco's the other day and saw the arse crack of an overweight male employee! I nearly threw up on it complained!

"Excuse me manager, but I was just looking for some belly pork and I saw the arse of a porker instead!"

I have body's...they're the only way forward...after doing up all those babygro's I can do the crotch bit on mine up with one hand!

Move to Scotland, it was below 10 degrees most of the day, definitely no bare arses in the playground.

Help is on the way! current.com/groups/art-and-style/89844160_a-pretty-solution-to-those-butt-crack-problems.htm
or

www.buzzfeed.com/yasrsly/butterfly-patch-cover-that-crack-1zl1

YABU, men's hairy arse cracks are equally 'orrible to see!

tattoos at base of spine!

Oh I LOVE a smorgasboard of arse cracks first thing in the morning.

Its a handy toast/bike rack

The only arse cracks I like are on ds (3) when he's had a bath. All clean and scrummy. But safely tucked away during the day

Otherwise I don't want to see them. But I do agree that keeping it hidden is easier said than done.

Has no one heard of boyfriend cardigans? They cover arse gapage well, as do tunic style tops, long jumpers are in lots of shops too. I think the people who go for the exposed look must quite like mooning...

YANBU. Do you think they may be dropping their DC's off before going to work on a building site. Just wouldn't be a proper builder without a bum-crack on show