to think the term douche and douchebag are ridiculous

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when someone uses it on mn

of all the horrific amercanisms this is the most repulsive

It's not just vaginas. It's bums and knobs too, to be fair.

Yes, I know - but it always strikes me as very odd when one woman insults another woman in this way. Cunt is pretty much the most obscene word there is - again, vagina.

love 'cock' as insult
esp with south african accent

why is the word cunt so obscene? it is just a word.

Why do they feel the need to wash their vaginas out?

Isn't there probably lots of lovely naturally protective stuff in there which is best left alone?

Oh and agree with OP get narked with copying US language. Surely we have a wide enough range of home-grown insults to be going on with?

yes, i do fear for the demise of wanker and pillock

ggirl

There are numerous insults containing reference to every orifice, body function, bodily fluid, secretion, recess, dangly bit and nooked up thing you could ever imagine.

For example my DBs latest favourite insult is Cuntcake, combing culinary delight and vag.

Douchebag is run of the mill as far as I'm concerned. And rather funny.

What's wrong with a simple "wanker", I ask you?

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Lots of words are 'just' words - you wouldn't necessarily use them in polite society (or otherwise, depending on your preference/outlook). Words are incredibly powerful - the pen is mightier than the sword and all that.

Hardly anyone says pillock. What IS a pillock?

Still makes me giggle like a school girl when I see it.

ggirl V.funny, how many people are now sitting there saying it with the accent

Or was that just me?!

People need to get more creative. I described some people at work as a "shower of bastards" the other day. It was very satisfying.

Oh dear,

"Wikipedia does not have an encyclopedia article for Pillock"

I can think of a few examples for that page

pillock is good

plank
wally

reclaim the old ones I say. They are good for people who don't merit a "proper" swearword, it's even more cutting IMO.

calling someone a dick is v. satisfying

disposable douches look like this

a vinegar and water douche vaginal swill can stop a thrush infection on its own if you catch it in the early stages so that I suppose is one use for it. I understand that prostitutes may use them between customers too.

Embrace the douchebag, learn to love it.

I also like the onomatopoeic quality of douchenozzle...but I'm now considering using using cuntwash in an effort to appear more British.

You jolly bloody twatrinse! shakes fists

quimcleanser

twatrinse

I see your quimcleanser and raise it to a flangefreshener.

You fannyflusher.

a bit late now