to be extra specially fucked off when

[brokeoven]

i hold my breath at the end of my month

because my girls are so sore i whip off the old hammock as soon as i get through the door...

and,
a pack of crisps make be want to hurl

I have pawed over my calender and counted days and put handy little numbers next to each day

and

i have ensured that we do the deed every other day EVEN tho i had changed the sheets, they were lovely and clean and i know they are going to be mucked up as ttc is frankly a very messy buisiness..

to get a BIG FUCK OFF NEGATIVE
and
af arrives 2-7 days late, with afore mentioned sore puppies n nausea.

lifes a bastard when you fail to concieve month after month..

:(

yanbu at all.

p.s (use a towel to avoid messing up the clean sheets!)

poor you, but if it's any consolation you write very entertainingly.

Have you been to get checked out?

Didn't want to leave you hanging in your state of being extra specially fucked off.

Sorry that it's not worked out for you again.

YADNBU!

How long have you been trying?

Your sheets shouldn't have A SINGLE DROP OF ANYTHING!!!! Every sperm is sacred...it might be THE ONE!!!

Sorry, trying to inject some humor into the crap 2 week wait, I hear you, I've been there

Now go and practice crossing your ankles behind your head.

Yanbu in any way

Yanbu.

OOOH i LOVE the towel top handy hint, love that!!
DH will think im crazed when i neatly smooth out a bath towel on his side just in case there are any drips.

Trying for 11 bastard months.

YANBU it is grim and sad and stressful.

impossible.

with sore nellies i cnat get legs any where near them

YANBU for you even if tbh I PMSL at the thread title and the way you write.

:(

Re clean sheets - set your alarm early so you can have morning sex and recline on his side while he makes you a brew?

morning sex AS WELL.

Hell no

cant even be arsed to do it in the evneings when i actually put my book down to make the few minutes it takes,

YANBU. Hope it's your turn soon.