If you see aparcel fall from a plane

[GabbyLoggon]

Please dont catch it

yes, it's the poo parcel

- very random but good point. Will probably be a frozen poo anyway

Run cos it will squish you flat (and be an embarrassing way to die)

You mean all those aid packages are actually poo parcels? That's a bummer.

More importantly, if you're a member of a Chicago synagogue - especially one that runs outreach services for gay people, be very wary when opening the post. You and Harriet Harman should get together and compare notes on 'tasteless jokes' Gabbyloggon

I thought poo parcels were just a rumour. Surely they don't just drop poo from the sky? We'd all be covered in it.

They drop them into the ocean I thought.

Chili, what's the connection between parcels falling from a plane and the synagogue?

So now I'm confused...to be fair it doesn't take a lot....

Err... the OP has form. He's almost certainly making a lame joke about the parcel bombs intercepted yesterday en route from Yemen to Chicago.

Having been on a plane where the loos backfired and started spurting the contents back out down the aisles, I'd far rather they were shooting out poo parcels