to ask if this joke is racist?

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1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin

So is it?

Ken Dodd lives near my mum and dad. He's an odd bod. Allegedly.

he is an odd bod but very energetic

he still does seaside shows and that

quattro am i posting like a drunkard?

am just being a lazy arse, too lazy even to go downstairs and watch xf, never mind use punct

His gf used to come and shop in the local shop (for local people) where I was a Saturday girl. She had money in a money bag, and had to get receipts for everything.

Also he scared me in the greengrocers once
when I was about 4.

No, they don't. You need an optician. And possibly other things.

"Well, they all look the same don't they."

70s comedians?

Ken Dodd, was, I swear, wearing a tea cosy on his head on the Day Of Trauma. That didn't look like anyone else.

Not you Appletrees. Unfortunate juxtaposition. Am finding Jameelaq's comments a bit on the bizarre side.

Now Rod Hull he died when he fell off his roof fixing his tv aerial. Poor chap.
Anyway his favourite washing powder was Ariel with a bit of bounce.

My god i really thought ken dodd was dead

No, His dad's dog's dead

What's got four legs and goes "Ssssshhhhhhhh"?

Rod Hull's TV.

Actually him and Ken Dodd looked a bit similar.

china does not have a blanket one-child policy

no it's not racist -

otch, sorry if it was too sweeping a statement.

Hello HabbiBOOOO, Can you tell me what other things I might need please? Thanks

no not racist

Hmm never noticed it before but you are right shiney, My dark mood is spilling over on to here a bit!

Its DD2's fault she keep waking up at God awful times, 4:45am today, I'm about ready to stick my head in the oven

I will follow your advice Dr Shiney and have a good read of one of the DC's joke books.

Jameelaq are you going out with Gratalse's sister?

'I tell you what, there's nothing wrong about being negative about the Chinese as they have no ethical standards.'

Jameelaq...on behalf of my part-Chinese children: Fuck off, you ignorant twat person.

OP- not racist at all, IMO. Very funny!

Not racist. Apart from poking fun at statistics, its a classic 'incongruity' joke - the unexpected Chinese name comes up, and double wham, is rejected.

Its such an old one that I suspect all of the comedians mentioned may have used it.

pmsl @ jameelaq.