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...in thinking that the "Lonely Hearts' ads in newpapers can be strangely amusing

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iLikeDots · 28/10/2010 13:40

Don't get me wrong, I have no problems what so ever with this type 'looking for love ads', in fact my best friend is getting married to a guy she meet on the net and he is wonderful. I just wonder what conclusions people come to if they are looking for a date/just reading the ad's of those that are published.

I was very bored the other day as DD at school and all housework had been done. I found myself reading one of the local free newspapers when I became aware I had spent a silly amount of time on the 'obiutary notices' (Dont know why as no one I know had died and it made depressing reading.

Feeling a bit'werid' at doing this I flicked to next page which happened to be 'lonely heatrs' section.

I never knew these things can be so amusing that I spent the next 10mins or so chuckling to myself as i read. The clincher for me was the comment that came before the 'stats'. with heading such as "Highway to Love' , 'Miss me, Miss out!' and "A whole lotta woman"
they were so strange/funny that I questioned who would want to 'date' this person who comes up with headers like that.

The funniest 'ad' I ever saw was an ad complete with a photo. The info that was on it said something like "Big Softie, homebody , teetotal, loves ballet!" Not strange on its one , but the photo that was with it showed a rough and ready guy in what can olny be described as a 'mug shot'. He looked he was on something. I concluded that a mate had sent it in for a joke.

Dating Ads, what do you think?

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Scuttlebutter · 28/10/2010 23:35

Roaring at Hecate's ad! [hgrin]

I'm a short fat middle aged loon with a house full of mutts, a serious wine habit and a belly that looks like one of those training grounds for 4 x 4 drivers (leftover from cancer surgery). Oh, and I snore. But I do smell nice, am a good cook and adore Wagner - if that helps. If anything ever happens to DH the chances of me getting it on are remote to infinite....

My equivalent to the welly would be Pink Floyd's Wall since there's not much left up there and a seriously short slip road, so to speak.. [hblush]

iLikeDots · 29/10/2010 09:22

Scuttlebutter Please stop that, its so funny ! What with your post and Hecate's ones the people in my house have started to give me very strange looks and asking why I am chuckling so insanely at my computer screen, I wouldn't be surprised if they were making worried phone calls to our GP on what behaviour warrents a person to be 'sectioned'....heehee

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