To think they're dirty F****rs?

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I am getting fed up with work at the moment, we have a unisex toilet that everyone uses, I always wipe to seat down ( not that i make mess, just to be curtious )and give it a scrub with some bleach after anything other than a pee.

I came back from work after holiday to find the toilet seat smeared with ahem! And pubic hairs, yes more than one, all over the back bit under the seat hinge.

The sink was dire, no toilet roll restocked, hand paper towles not stocked and no anti bac soap in the pump.

Would i be unreasonable to tell them its disgusting and that if i see it like that again ( yes i did clean it ) i will make a formal compliant to AM?

Im sick of these people i work with TBH, lazy, disrespectful and sometimes stinky, ugh, why do i work there!!!!!!

what should i do?

"Except they just left mahoosive unflushables.... not anywhere outside of the toilet. I remeber one time where it was so big it actually stuck out of the water..and went in to the hole"

I think you should opt out of the game, and stop cleaning it. Of course they will see it as your job if you do.

Obviously you have to go somewhere, so complain to HR / H&S. But the whole photo thing just makes you a laughing stock and a hysterical female and might even feed those who find it amusing that you think its disgusting - they might give you something to photograph.

Just complain to your boss/HR/the CEO/ whoever is ultimately responsible, be unemotive and as anonymous as possible, stop cleaning it, even if it means you have to pee in a polystyrene cup which you then pour in the loo and bin (for want of a better idea!) in the meantime - though I'm sure you are able to squat like the rest of us until this mess is cleared up (see what i did there?)

I almost wanted to ge other people in to see it. Just to prove to myself it happened

would this help?

I think if you look as you wipe it is possible to get poo on the seat.

just by way of explanation, like....

discowife - you've reminded me of a rather revolting website where people take pictures of their poo and post it online so you can give it a rating out of 5. ratemypoo.com or something.

I could as a protest just leave my workplace and nip over the road to a friends place, but i shouldn't have to should i?

I will stop cleaning it, and just book a meeting with my AM in a few weeks and ask them to take a look, if they are not suitably disgusted i think i will take one of my Fils portable loos with me from then on!
Maybe just lower myself to their standards and just have my after lunch crap right in the office.

who's paul?

Does he have a clean toilet and adequate pooing methods that ensure no smears on the seat?
If so i wouldn't mind using his lav

It happens because they don't clean any mess they make.
We have to clean it ourselves, we restock from a cuboard, so last person to use the toilet roll re stocks etc.
Its never done unless im in.

We all need a paul's house to poo in

some people do leave bathrooms in disgusting states. I remember after my flatmate hosted a party our bathroom was left with a huge turd in it (not even in the bloody toilet!) and there was piss all over the seat and floor . I refused to clean it up and made him do it. Still can't believe people would be so vile (everyone was sober so alcohol was not an issue).

Then again when I lived in halls in uni someone actually did a shit in the lift! The pub quiz name was "who shat in our lift" for months I really don't miss student accomodation!

im crying with laughter at these tales

I used to live with a girl who had worked at M and S in Cardiff. Apparently there was a woman who was notorious in the shops there for leaving a poo in the fitting rooms. Friend of mine discovered the one in the M and S fitting room (followed her nose .....) and there it was, nestled under a stool (no pun intended).

Oh god girls you're going to kill me. I've spat all over my laptop, there are tears in my eyes and my bump is killing me from laughing. Does that mean I'm a filthy juvenile?

Surely your work has a cleaner. Isn't it a occupational and safety hazard?

My work toilets were often left in a horrible condition, you'd never guess most of the people there were highly-trained professionals. Some of 'em struggled to flush. A male colleague once found empty bottles of vodka and a porn mag behind a toilet in the gents'.

yanbu

Someone once put a turd in the cistern in our toilets. Took us ages to find where the smell was coming from - Who shits in the foookin cistern????????