To want to hide my co-worker's sodding polos

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before she gets in to the office to avoid having to listen to her CRUNCH her way through the whole multi-pack like she has done every day for the last two weeks?

I can't believe just how much noise she makes eating bloody mints. It's non-stop and is driving me mad.

Ewww Madam, that's gross!

Auntie - she hasn't noticed where they are yet, agree it would be mean to blame the cleaners so will just shrig in a 'how on earth did they get there?' kind of way!

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Surely after all this polos it is a menthol image

Eeeeew.

When I was at school everyone used to say that eating too many polos made you infertile .

There is actually a contraceptive effect of polos, according to my French teacher, who used it to teach us the subjunctive, thus:

"Place the polo between your knees. It is essential that the polo not fall."

Well that explains it (though I'm doubtful that the girls at my school 'relying' on this method of 'contraception' actually studied French - or anything else for that matter - long enough to get to the subjunctive).

YANBU and you are doing her teeth a good service. Polo mints are tooth suicide.

how are her teeth?

snap, only read OP!