to be poised for The Apprentice 15 mins early?

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eyes down, look in!

boak to the mixed fruit jam croissants

Ooh, somebody sum up for me quick- I had to leave the room to dish up my late dinner.

Let me guess- the food distribution Mel is cocking up?

MelandSue is making an arse of it and trying to sell bread rolls at nearly two pounds each to trade. It took her 15 mins to get her sums wrong.

How awful was that?

So one lot has buns and no customers and the other lot has customers but no buns?

Pretty much.

How can she run a food distribution business? How?
I like the one refusing to bake what the orders say. She'll probably make three rounds of cheese sandwiches and feck off home.

So don't sit with your arms crossed during a business meeting.

This is carnage.

It's just getting better

My god, Mel is car crash at her best!

oooooh tantrum!

It's actually getting too uncomfortable to watch.

Blimey- that muffin mix looks like cement

Oh I love it - it's SO awful!

Hello everyone, have laptop and am now joining in. This is just embarrassing, isn't it?

'm quite annoyed that Mel has been saved by Alex and army baking man. She's so awful.

OMG even my 20 month old doesn't make that much mess when she cooks with me - and she's messy!

They really are a shower of idiots.

This is shocking stuff

Is Mel the short blonde hair red lippy one?

Shall we predict who's going now? I think the Dr may be going back to hospital.

Really want to go and make tea but it's compelling. Cannot.stop.watching.horror.

OMG