to ban my amazing, gorgeous fantastic DP from doing any sort of household washing (laundry/dishes/bathroom/kitchen)?

[wholelotofarse]

Because he is so so crap at it?? I have 'lost' so many clothes (I say lost I mean said clothes have become unrecognisable to colour/size or shape change), re washed so many dishes, re cleaned the bathrooms/kitchen so many times that I think just banning him from doing it would be easier. Please do not come on here and start having a go at me (that seems to happen rather a lot lately ) I am merely having a rant

I might change mine, it is making me feel like I have a large arse, it's not particularly huge though

Funnily enough wholelotofarse, I can see that [hgrin]. Come to my new name thread and join in the communal try-on.

Sorry OP and lovely OP's lovely DH [hgrin] for hijack. Will stop now.