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to be in a fuck off bad ass mood?

31 replies

lollipopshoes · 19/10/2010 09:29

woke up late.

Rushing around to find the littlies' school uniforms and dp (lying in bed) is calling me.

Trying to step over all the crap that's in dds' room, trip over a large toy.

Leave dds room to go to see what dp wants - nothing important ("why is their room untidy?")

Can't find clean trousers for ds so put some in the dryer

Ds refuses to eat breakfast

ds then refuses to walk to school

dp not talking to me because I snapped at him that his ridiculous query about girls' room could have waited till I wasn't quite so busy

discover that ds cut his hair last night when dp was looking after them (HUGE chunk out of the front of his fringe)

take kids to school

get home to discover that dd1 has taken the dog out and locked me out

wait for ten minutes for her to get home - without my coat as I was only dropping the littlies off at school.

check bank balance and money I'm desperate for has still not gone in.

look around house, see bomb site.

I am stressed and nobody caaaaaaares

OP posts:
ziptoes · 19/10/2010 12:22

Entropy = property of a system (bedroom) that defines the level of disorder (untidiness) of that system. The second law of thermodynamics states that the entropy of an isolated system (a bedroom with no-one tidying it) tends to increase with time. Only by expending energy (tidying) can the entropy of a system be reduced.

that should wake your DP up tomorrow am!

JaxTellersOldLady · 19/10/2010 13:15

ooh ziptoes that is going to be my word of the day Entropy! Grin

lollipopshoes · 19/10/2010 13:40

oh I like that!!! Grin

OP posts:
JaxTellersOldLady · 19/10/2010 18:17

I have used Entropy to describe DDs room. She doesnt want to tidy it and I told her that her system is in disorder and she should use some energy to correct it! ie Entropy.

She is only 7 and gave me a "mummy's gone mental" look. [hhmm]

[hgrin]

ziptoes · 19/10/2010 19:27

Yay!

I think I was about 7 when my dad (physics teacher) used it on me. Not sure it worked as far as bedroom cleaning goes, but I did grown up to be a scientist.

JaxTellersOldLady · 19/10/2010 20:59

I will be very surprised if my DD grows up to be a scientist, she is very arty/crafty and is very into fashion and styling. Not fashion in couture, but she definitely has her own sense of style. bless her.

Grin
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