to think that MIL is a beneit scrounger and should loose all her benefits immediately?

[SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood]

wot do u think ladies?

pag what are you the grammer police?

Dammit, missed my opportunity to shout

WHAT ARE YOU THE GRAMMER POLICE??

that means this is thread about a thread!

that's against the law

why am i so surprised vo?

I blame the tories.

When you shout you loooose the argument

3 flashpoint words in a title.....its a fail!!

where is the use of 'widescreen tv'?

dammit
ooh hang on
"widescreen" or "flatscreen"? which is more contentious?
Answers on a fruitshoot please

flatscreen, because they always used to be more expensive than CRT ones.

just the word tv will do actually,cos most benefit threads end up saying benefit money should be spent on essentials only,and claimants should not really have tv.....or worse,SKY!!

Shop the coffin-dogging cow.

oh yes cos they all sit round watching Jeremy Kyle
(6 points)

how did I forget to put the word 'old' in the title, such a small word, such a huge effect?

Just for the record: I love my MIL and she is not old! Or any of the other stuff I have accused her of. This is my fictional MIL.

caaaahhhhhh you mean barb

Does the old hag carry a designer handbag that she has paid for with her benefits? Does she have HUGE false tits?

She's one of those who got a council house just by thinking about it isn't she? Bet it had a swimming pool too

I don't know, it is behind locked gates (with a full time security guard in a suit) and I can never get close enough to see

How many tattoos does she have?

Does she have a kitchen floor covered in newspaper because she is endlessly breeding dangerous dogs?

And its grammar not grammer

i came on here for help not to have my speeling picked apart by you nest of vipers. I'm a proofreader for the OED but i let my standards lapse on MN

this is hilarious

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She was trying to spell CHAV. I just know it.