to believe that MN is route to much evil...

[auntloretta]

i have spent a few days on here searching for some specific info and have now found a little bit still none the wiser and dont think ill bother asking...so to all on here who are not totally submerged up their own arses or freaking out over dcs thanks, happy mneting but im not sticking around!!!!!

cooeee, aunt loretta - I have wasted the last ten minutes trying to work out what on earth you meant by 'non aulteristice DCs' and have to admit defeat. Is it something to do with autistic? Or altruistic? I need to know now - please come back and tell us....

but didn't want to ignore completely.

not a stretch of the imagination but a stretch of the anus. and a satisfying pop.

ooh involuntary clench there EG

Was it about HRT?

Yes you should increase your dose.

at lynli

Please don't make me read the whole thread, would some kind poster give me a precis pretty please?

nope, you have to read the whole thread!!

umm what's a precis?

cousin to a praying mantis i think.

ok, we have none of those but there are chai lattes and EG is running a head extraction workshop.

I thought it was a sort of shortened version? It's probably the great aunt of the colon and semi colon I don't know how to use

sorry, i am ignorant, i only poke fun here have a chai latte!!

whoooooo, it's coming up to halloween.......I feel a route to all evil coming on.........

She is right... since I joined mn I have become addicted to chai lattes and have taken to crime to fund my habit!

oops, shortened version.

well OP hasn't come back since er ...well... OP. apparently she posted elsewhere about something either to do with the legality of bottlefeeding or the location of apostrophes (she hasn't returned to clarify which, if either). we can only assume she did not receive the answer she was looking for,and has therefore deduced that we are all servants of satan.

Thankyou exexpat! I am not the only one who doesn't get it.

Actually booyhoo she did come back to briefly defend her correct grammatical use of "route". Gripping stuff - can't believe you missed it.

Could OP be anything to do with the nutjob poster who threw the hissy about not having any friends?

oops, sorry OP, i see you did return to explain...er no, wait, no you didn't, you didn't explain at all.

Lily Allen's pregnant though, yes?

Altruistic?

Morning AuntieLo, still not here?

A short google search led me to this:

Aulterra - Homeopathically activated combination of natural paramagnetic and diamagnetic elements, claimed to neutralize the effect of man-made EMF exposure

Perhaps non aulteristice children are those who are not consuming Aulterra powder......

is LA pregnant? i didn't know that.

Looks like she got into a fair few squabbles in her 3 days on MN.