things that really piss us all off...COME ON LADIES LETS MOAN

[natandchris10]

I will start after my day of things pissing me off....

Inconsiderate parking

people suddenly stopping right infront of me then giving me dirty looks when my buggy hits their ankles

Dirty houses!!!

people walking in the road of a car park...(i just wana run em over!!!)

neighbours letting their mut trample the garden whilst they have an extension fitted...

People living off benefits when they could easily work!!

AND THE BIG ONE... people commenting about how fluffy my childs hair is..yes i know i get it

The rain.
The incessant bloody rain.

Somebody please make it stop.

Creepers!!!! People who pull up at a red light about 20 feet back from the person in front of them. They then continue to creep forward at random intervals. I refuse to follow them which means there's a big gap between us, so I look like the creeper!

I have overthought this, admittedly, but I fookin' HATE IT!

that my SIL is having a boy, no wait its a girl, no actually its a boy, she is 16 weeks gone and has already had half a dozen scans!!! (yes I know I am being completely unreasonable about it)

People who don't indicate on roundabouts. Is that optional now or something?

People who can't line up the trolleys properly in Tesco. How hard is it to push a deep trolley into a deep one, and a shallow trolley into a shallow one, so you can get more than four in the trolley park?

People who park on double yellows then get angry when they get a ticket
My husband who finds it impossible to close anything he opens. I wake up in the morning and it is like a poltergeist has been visiting
My husband who thinks I am middle class now because I married him. I will always be working class.
It really annoys me when hubby watches the BBC news in the mornings. It is a mickey mouse channel. I think he only watches it to get at least something out of the license fee
Food snobs annoy me

oh and people who drive off and leave their trolley just standing there instead of putting it in the trolley park - lazy bastards!!!! I tut and give the evil eye to anyone I see doing this

The noisy polish builders next door and their FUCKING TILE CUTTER. SHUT UP.

Jamie Oliver's big tongue.

The plumber calling to say he is 30 mins away...over an hour ago.

Alicethepalace I know a group of woman who refer to themselves as the "laydeeeez" and talk about going out with "my laydeeez".... I don't know why but I just find it a bit creepy. They aren't creepy people individually though. Weird!

People who follow you round a car park bumper to bumper then seem a bit surprised when you actually decide to park your car.

Today, my mother trying to blame me for a neighbour's nasty comments because I went to tea with her daughter thirty-five years ago and must have made some remark about my mother's 'loose morals'. I was 5, FFS.

And anyone that tries to interrupt/delay my bath. Words may be had at that time of night.

DH takes the top off a yoghurt and leaves the top on the kitchen worktop, in spite of the bin being an arms reach away. He also doesn't put lids on jars properly.

Also those enormous trolleys in Tesco for the internet shopping. Why can't they pick stuff from the stock area instead of the shop floor and getting in everyones' way? I'd love to know the answer to this, as it has annoyed me ever since it first started.

Things that piss me off are people asking me to sort out clothes for their child and then moaning because none of it is a name brand!!!

FFS I don't do names I do comfort and cheapness!

60 minute makeover-its b*llocks

George Osbourne
Irresponsible dog owners
Drivers that do not indicate and therefore nearly run me over. Also drivers that speed up when there is a gap in the traffic and you are trying to cross a busy road.
Waiting in for parcels, workmen ect.
Being called Hon
Adverts on the tv
Biased reporting in newspapers
People that take advantage of our benefit system and their entitlement attitude.
Rubbish lyrics in songs like "these words are my words ....blah blah rubbish ! by Natasha somebody.
God i am in a mood today !!!!

drivers that leave indicators on but go straight on instead nearly smashing me in the side of my car...

My 19mths DS who at that annoying stage of grabbing my clothes and pulling them all the bloody time.

People who park on the pavement, when getting their dc from school, so I have to push my buggy and dd's in the road.

My neighbour who keeps parking their car outside my house (before you ask we live at the end of a close and is actually on a property) to empty his garage faff around for hours and then put all the junk back.

The white van man tailgating me this morning in the fog, who was so close my DD was waving at him.
Lack of indicating on roundabouts
Piggy pink Osbourne
Bleakley
Myleene Klass, DVO and all of the expert "I've had a baby don't you know" slebs
My DH tidying away or binning everything within half a second of it being put down.

People who ask me for my opinion on something then argue with me when I give it

MIL - nothing new there then.

Never having enough time/space to myself - ditto.

The dozens of people who walked past the guy collapsed outside my local supermarket late last night and looked down their noses but did bugger all. Yes, he'd been drinking but no-one was to know why and even if he had no 'reason' he's still a human being ffs.