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Original poster

I fucking hate BIL and his GF

58 replies

massivemammaries · 07/10/2010 17:40

they are freeloading horrible twats. They are going clubbing for a weekend in the city where we live and they keep dropping big hints on facebook like ..... looking for somewhere to stay in ......

I wouldn't have them in my house if my life depended on it.

Fucking cunts.

Ok, so I am clearly Being unreasonable but if they come within a mile of my house I will blow their car up

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Dione · 07/10/2010 21:10

Ignore the FB hints. You didn't see them, right?

StayFrosty · 07/10/2010 21:24

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TheBountyMuncher · 07/10/2010 21:33

You should reply on fb.

" Oh what a shame you're a total cunt, you could have stayed with us else, as coincidentally, we live in XXXX"

Grin
TheBountyMuncher · 07/10/2010 21:34

(don't really do that!) (not that I think you really would follow my stupid advice!)

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massivemammaries · 08/10/2010 08:21

@the bounty muncher ...... that would be class ....not sure I quite have the bottle but wish I did! (blowing their car up is less confrontational)

not sure I want to publish the backstory on here really ..... they might see it!

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fedupofnamechanging · 08/10/2010 09:14

I used to wish my Dh had siblings (to take some of the MIL heat off us). Reading these though, I am glad he is an only child.

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 09:25

as an update, I decided to make snide comments on facebook for a while and she has now blocked me and DP! result!

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pluperfect · 12/10/2010 11:36

Oh, well done!

They will hate themselves as soon as they realise they have cut off their nonexistent chances of a bed for that night. Or are they not bright enough to realise this?

MrsYamada · 12/10/2010 11:40

I love a happy ending.Smile

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 13:15

a job well done (IMO) .... if they ever speak to us again it will be too soon

I love being a bitch at times!

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FakePlasticTrees · 12/10/2010 13:18

oh, just tell us the back story!

anonymousbird · 12/10/2010 13:19

Are they the ones who shat on the floor a few weeks back?
sorry, had to ask!

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 13:29

ok ..... BIL is a cunt. he hasn't always been a cunt but has been for last year or two.

He got a girl pregnant by mistake a few years ago and moved in with her .... he lived with her for a good few years but for benefit fraud reasons told authorities he was living with MIL .... MIL stupidly went along with this not wanting to rock the boat but this cost her a lot because it stopped her getting means tested benefits which she was entitled to.

Then he got her pregnant again .... by mistake. when she was 8 months preggers he said he wanted nothing to do with her or the baby and moved back into MILs house. 2 days later he announces on facebook that he is madly in love with girl he was going out with when he was 17. Then he lives in MILs house, not paying a penny in rent or helping around the house for a whole year so far!

every weekend he takes his new gf out and spends hundreds on her but still wont pay any rent.

MIL is over 70 but cannot afford to retire and still cannot get benefits she would be entitled to if he wasnt living there.

He is also fighting for custody of his 1st child but refuses to (even acknowledge) have anything to do with the baby who is now nearly 1

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Trying2bgd · 12/10/2010 13:34

Massive, blow the car! If anyone asks, you were at my house!

Suda · 12/10/2010 13:35

Oh do tell us the back story - you can change it a little bit - surely if theyre that thick they wont recognise themselves.

Oh go on go on go on go on go on go on
(said in Father Teds housekeeper voice).

Your DH doesnt think they should stay - does he - would shoot him to if he does.

Suda · 12/10/2010 13:41

Sorry - crossed posts.

Oh bi jasus - btw to your story.

Where does DH stand ?(apart from in the drive by the car to be blown up if he lets them in)

Suda · 12/10/2010 13:47

You couldnt take on a sub contract by any chance - my ex m-i-l - before you do anything rash give me a time and day and your address and I will arrange for her to be walking past your drive just at the right wrong moment.

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 13:51

as a seasoned contract killer I would be unlikely to give you my address ....... If I told you, I'd have to kill you

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olderyetwider · 12/10/2010 13:54

Could I also arrange for my ex DIL to be walking past when car goes up?

Massive, you could make a few quid!

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 14:04

fucking hell .... I didn't mean to start a contract killer for hire thread.
Might not be the best thing to advertise such services on mumsnet??

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pluperfect · 12/10/2010 14:41

GUNSNET!

MidnightsChild · 12/10/2010 14:41

The film was "Strangers on a Train" and I think Hitchcock would approve of the change in setting to Mumsnet ... makes its positively 21st century Grin

porcamiseria · 12/10/2010 14:45

ha ha, dont hold those feelings in eh!

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massivemammaries · 12/10/2010 15:59

hitchcock might approve but police would find me quite easily

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ImSpartacus · 12/10/2010 16:26

Very amused by the idea that calling someone a cunt on fb is somehow more confrontational than blowing up their car!

Btw, I know a chap who will do it for £50.
Just saying...