Worried sick, my wife bought me a pinny

[GabbyLoggon]

Today my wife bought me a PINNY with a monster pocket on the front.

OK, I know my gender has lost the battle, but does it have to be rubbed in? I wonder if Miss Logan knows?

Greer has done this to me and I am a fan.

Logan seemsto have turned down the Salford gig
EVEN IN A PINNY

You only really need to worry when she starts fiddling with your Marigolds.