To want to move into the shed if BIL comes to stay?

[Hedgeblunder]

Gah- horrible feeling that BIL is going to be darkening my door soon , luckily he lives abroad so I don't have to speak to him much at all.
He's a prize twat and on his last visit his evilness included such classics as-

'all people born on council estates are scum and should be burnt'

'women who wear make up and perfume obviously have no personality or intelligence, that's why they do it'

putting his (used)dental floss in my half drunk cup of tea

flicking rubbish at me when dp leaves the room

letting himself into my bedroom naked

so, I seriously thinking of moving into the shed with the cat until he goes again

goplayout, can you not go and visit adopt someone elses family

You're just showing off your strike throughs now hissyfit!

Maybe I should just act more bonkers than him????
Perhaps somedirty knickers on my head, dancing to kylie minogue and shagging a cardboard cut out of lembit opik???

My PILs have been visiting like this for 20 years, they do nothing, won't go anywhere, sit around all day..... but at least they don't barge into my bedroom naked etc !

"There's room in shed for oooh about 4 and my cat" in which case why isn't he staying in the shed?

Can I ask you something - would you allow a member of your family treat your DH like that? Does your husband know the extend of the shite BIL goes on with? If he did I'm sure he would say something. Narcissistic (have I too many "s" in that) isn't the word for your BIL - bollocks is. I don't envy you the two weeks you are going to have with him, If he wanders into your bedroom naked the next time have the scalding kettle ready and he won't walk out as easy as he walked in.

Say NO?

Has he arrived yet??!

There is probably no internet access in the shed....