to put ACDC on at full volume to get my guests out of bed

[MmeLindt]

It is 10.30 am here. They are still in bed while I clean up the kitchen and supervise the DC's homework.

They have not got up and out of the house before 11:30am this week.

I have lots to do and cannot fo it cause it is either in cellar where the guest room is or noisy.

or 'Ya Mutha' by D.O.A.

Has to be Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' .

THEY ARE UP!

Will save Led Zeppelin and your other fab suggestions for the next time. Didn't listen to your links yet, but will do when they go out.

Send them to the bakery! Even if it's in the next town!

This brings back memories of a sleepover when I was 15... my mate would NOT wake up so I got another friend's micro stereo, put the speakers each side of his head and played

The initial lyrics are somewhat appropriate

It's never unreasonable to play ACDC and Dirty Deeds is a good choice!

I can't believe you missed the chance to blast them with.... THIS!!

This has to be played at full volume... and then some!

Turn it down a smidge only when ears start to bleed...

MmeLindt. Surely some Guggi music would be appropriate. Either that or a medley of alphorn stuff.

Mme Lindt. Surely it is time to introduce them to the Guggiband or some alpenhorn stuff.

whoops

Kreecher
Don't think I know the Guggi music. I do like Thierry Lang's Swiss jazz music but it would have been too relaxing this morning.

Guests are gone, so I am treating myself to another cup of coffee and some chocolate.

You don't know what you've missed out on . Fastnacht was a riot when we lived in Zug. Really pissed people from a village make a band up consisting of every known instrument from tubas to drums and roll them round the streets at 5am on the first day. It was the only time we ever saw a Swiss person enjoy themselves.

Are they around tomorrow as well? Maybe try yodelling then, see what happens.

There's always the passive-aggressive solution of Grieg's "Song of the Morning", whose music SWELLS - so, so innocently LOUD but lyrical!

Back in Black and Highway To Hell (AC/DC)
Followed by
Sweet Child O Mine and Paradise City (Guns n Roses)
Topped up by
Basketcase, American Idiot and Minority Greenday - Minority must be played extra loud!)
Finished off with
Animals (Nickelback)
Cum on feel the Noize (Slade) and
Who Says You Can't Go Home (Bon Jovi)

I love all these - but think they would wake even the heaviest of sleepers up!!!

Oh, yes, Paradise City - zdorovo, pissovski! I was thinking about that earlier! That was a big one for blasting out windows at college.

'Wake Up It's a Beautiful Morning' - the Boo Radleys.

For when they don't get up tomorrow now, obviously...

They have gone. Went home this morning. And I just realized that they never even brought a hostess gift. Not even a cheap bottle of wine.

Well, no hostess gift, no lie in! Obviously.