to think you can kill someone by 'blowing' whilst giving a blow job?

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discussion with partner on the perfect murder. I said I could blow instead of suck, the air would get in his bloodstream and kill him. He says thats rubbish and I'm doubting my method, yet he hasn't come up with anything better. Would it work?

Hoh yes. If you have too many - they have odd oil in them.

It is supposed to be dangerous for women who have recently given birth to have oral sex (given to them), because of the possibility of some kind of embollism. Can't recall where I got this glimmer of info from though, could be bollocks.

Why anyone would want to give a recently pregnant woman oral sex is beyond me, and she is even less likely to want it . Lochia anyone?

I get the licking bit but the blowing?

I read the opposite. I read it was actually a very good idea because it encourages any last leavings of placenta or associated baby bits to separate and emerge.

nice!

Hully, you need some new books.

I find that if a man can't be stimulated by a good R4 programme and an invigorating cocoa, he's not worth bothering with.

Sigh, Technically you can give a woman an air embolism if you blow a bubble of air right up there and it gets into her circulation. Apparently women have died, I don't know how many. I would imagine the post partum thing is because the entrance to the uterus at the top of the cervix isn't fully reclosed.

God. I can't think of anything I wanted less in my post partum period.

SOH - your answer of. 14:42:19 is probably the best post I've read in the last month! Thank you

It does work, well doesn't kill. At least I don't think so.
If you blow up a peni and then squeeze real hard you get a sound like a swannie whistle (and a lot of swearing). But hey.

Its a bit like us girlies "queefing".

Some of he replies on that link!

I think your sex life has really come to something (boom boom) when you're introducing water picks to the masturbatory equation.

At least his bladder/ureter is sparkling clean I suppose...

No idea if it works, but DH thinks it would be a hell of a good way to die ....

blow job isn't called that becoz u blow, it's a contraction of BELOW job.

Zombie thread

Well why job?

Funny ol thread to resurrect!

Wonder what doortyhooer was searching for when he came up with this little beauty?

And what a bizarre bumping. I thought I'd read about polos before

You might not kill him, but if you blow hard enough and long enough and then pierce his nipple, he will fly around the room with a satisfying squeeeeeee sound.

Ask Tulisa.

@ zachary

Wouldnt the air go straight to his head, and full it up until it pops?

wth was this thread resurrected?

I'm in admiration of fourscore on that link. There's a man who takes his wanking seriously!

nooo.. POLO = panties off, legs open...blowing up a man's cock could only inflate the bladder, but won't unless he is totally incontinent, a blow job or a such off should neither involve sucking or blowing anyway..

I remember in 6th form when we were walking to the other building to do prefect duty, we were walking behind a girl and 2 boys from 1st or 2nd form. The girl told the boys that a blow job was putting a straw up a girls fanjo and blowing. We thought it was funny at the time, but years later I was really bothered by it. Firstly a girl of 11 talking about things like that (her family were "known" iykwim, but I didnt find that out until later too) but also how dangerous it was.

A few years ago it was in the paper that a woman died from an embolism because her and her DH had sex too soon after she gave birth :(