for feeling guilty about thinking this is funny..

[MeelooMouloo]

DD is 22mths and trying to pronounce "snooker". However it comes out sounding like either "nicker" or worse "niggar".

Feel really guilty for sniggering at this, it's just so wrong.

(just for the record I am not some crazed neo-nazi/facist/racist or any other label along these lines.....just sounds funny when she says it)

Oh yeah my baby cousin who has just turned 3 called my 83 year old nan a dickhead (her dad blurted it out when he was cut up in the car on a day out a week or so earlier)

Nan said to auntie laughing "Oh you are never going to guess what Rachael called me today...A dickhead, isn't that the funniest thing"

I am in tears reading this.

A couple of months ago DP took DS2 to the toilet in Mothercare, firstly he had to walk through the feeding room to the cubicle. So DS2 had his wee and says at the top of his voice

"Daddy you need a wee wee now, hold your willy so you don't splash, Daddy you need a poo poo Mummy will be happy if you stay clean"

I still giggle

My dd used to call her baby brother her bugger. It took ages for her to get that right. Yes it is hard not to laugh.

hehehe@stewie [hmm]@OP

when my dd was around 2 she used to call her breakfast her 'fuk fuk'. i used to rofl!!

DS aged 2.5 shouted something which sounded exactly like "for fucks sake" when we carried him out of the new childminders house kicking and screaming as he didn't want to come home with us....unfortunately that was exactly what he was saying. far too many issues to think about there

Just thought I'd let you all know she's finally cracked it today so relief all round (until the next mispronunciation) :)

(apologies to anyone I've inadvertantly offended with this post, was certainly not meant in an offensive way)

Thanks to everyone whi has shared their DC's bloomers, have laughed till I've cried over some of them :o

I think it's funny when little children sound like they are saying taboo words OP, even words that are not funny in themselves.

"DS1 (3) can't pronouce "Tr" and unluckily for us we saw a Dump Truck in a shop yesterday - top of his voice he shouts "Dum Fuck" - cringeworthy but very funny!"

Glad it's not just mine. Amazing how often the word 'dump truck' needs to be screamed spoken in public, isn't it

You don't want to be me in Peckham when my daughter wants blackcurrants...

And yes I laughed. Not because I am racist, but because the dissonance is funny.

My DS age 3 still has quite immature speech and the other day told the lady in the shop we were going to see "Gandad's big cock" and how he "loves gandad's big cock".
He was of course talking about a Grandfather clock!

Also he went through a phase of shouting Bloody Cat when we reversed up the drive, don't know who he could have got that from .

Can I just ask WHO thought it was a good idea for the birds in ITNG to be called TITtifers?! Cue 'TITS' loudly across the shop!

Oh, my daughter's first word was 'tit'. She'd heard my moaning about them to DH. Cue 'I want tit milk' in the lifts in Canary Wharf shopping.