My movements have shifted

[TheShitShifter]

Bowels that is

Me - i'm a regular once day gal

it used to happen after tea around 6pm so off i would trott (pun intended) to my nice clean loo and do the biz

Lately my movements have shifted to after lunch time so im sat at my desk in work trying to hold on till i get home, but no, when i got to go, i got to go

i hate shitting in public loos, particularly work ones where other people can smell my rosy scent (and might get jealous)

AIBU to want them to shift the fuck back to 6 oclock?

Tips and advice welcome

apologies if this is tmi at lunchtime

Oh lord, are you MNing from the LAV?

YANBU!

I think if you take senna before bed it helps you go when you wake up in the morning. Maybe that would be better than at lunchtime?

But bumpy, what if it doesn't work in time and kicks in on the school run?

Also hate roaming poos. Try flushing the minute it hits to minimise rosy smells.

Doesn't everyone go in the morning? I need to get all that stuff out of the way to clear the day. I can't even clean my teeth until I've 'been'.

YANBU I am a morning girl myself - I only like to poo at home as well. Can wee anywhere but poo requires time and comfort and reading material.

arf arf just went into the loos here and someone's in there leaving a 'rosy scent', not you is it SS?

I used to hate public poos till I had the DTs, now often the only time I get to sit on the loo in peace is at work

I found a rosy poo in the loo on the ferry yesterday. Twas like a little potato. I saw it and said 'nice' in a rather loud voice. When I came out the depositor challenged me in a rather aggressive way and told me she had gone to get a cup of water for it sure enough she had a paper cup with her.
Anyway, back to bowels, I find a couple of mugs of strong coffee and two or three fags gets me ready to evacuate. Maybe you should try that.

well I'm preggers and have slowed down to one every 2 days (and I feel so bloody lucky for that) instead of daily. I'll take a bonus poo anywhere, anytime ..... please

@ kreecherlivesupstairs

Thank your lucky stars you don't have IBS. If you're me, you can go for weeks being terribly constipated, to being struck with the trots without warning at any time of day. Sigh.