To complain to neighbour

[Anenome]

My neighbour keeps her very bright lights on in her conservatory all night...my bedroom window is right next to it and it shines in all night.

I know I probaby am bu. but I like to sleep with the window open and the curtans partially drawn....I hate a stuffy room. Her bloddy light shines in all night! Plus her 4 cats crap on my front lawn.

So....tell me if I'm a moaning cow or not please.

What lovely people you all are

and a little light burlesque fetish for pudding. It is not abuse to kill an animal it is just tidying up the environment

does that count for annoying people as well then?

ahem

Why mess about with all that nonsense?
There's a machine you can get called Cataway.
You put these little plastic capsules in a pipe (I think they have some little balls in them), point in the general direction of the nuisance, press a button and hey presto Cataway

No ditavonteesed it doesn't count for people.
The only people it should count for, if you can call them people as they prefer to have relationships with animals rather than with people, are the sort of people who would kill other people for putting cats in bins. I'm not sure about this but aren't most psychos cat lovers, or is it the other way round, I can never remember.
Now I know some of you are going to say I have issues and it is true in my formative years I was abused by a cat

I wouldn't bother saying anything about the cat cos apart from keeping him/her in all night there's nothing she can do about the pooing. As for the conservatory, I'd just mention it in passing and it might get her to think about it. I hate people leaving lights on - such a waste.