AIBU in thinking that if people don't want a hooters is Bristol...

[TiggyD]

AIBU in thinking that if people don't want a hooters is Bristol they should open their own restaurant next door to it. To put Hooters out of business their restaurant would be a bit cheaper, serve nicer food and have waitresses with even bigger knockers. How about calling it Bazookas after the popular weapon? Or Boobies after the bird?
Just imagine popping in for a Boobie Burger, Boobie Nuggets or a Boobie Sandwich. And before you go don't forget to ask the waitress for a quick Boobie Shake!
That'll teach those sexists at Hooters!

wouldn't that be a bit hypocritical though? Saying that Hooters is sexist because the waitresses have to have big knockers then opening one with even bigger knockers to run them out of business?

No, Tiggy, we are going to open a .

Lol!

That's true Conkie. I haven't thought it through have I?

How about getting all the staff to wear shapeless dungarees and beards(Stick on beards for the women of course)? Replace all the door knobs with handles, swap knockers for doorbells etc?

Don't you think Dongers will work then Tiggy?Wouldn't you like to eat there? We will get the most attractive young men we can find to work there.

I'm a bit worried about things dangling in the soup.