Why can't I get the hang of them? Why?
I have just been sprayed with apple juice AGAIN because I haven't learned how to get the lid on without becoming the victim of some ghastly fruit-juice-porn bukkake!
I am supposed to be going shopping with a trendy friend NOW and this is my only ironed nice top. I don't know whether the marks are going to dry invisibly or whether I will go round all day with "suspicious splashmarks" all over my upper chest.
< sigh >