As they have done nothing but argue and bicker with each other, all night, and DD (12yo, Y8) has just decided that she has a homework to do that needs to be in in the morning, so she isn't in bed yet. My DS1 (almost 9yo, Y4) has decided that today is 'oppositional day' apparently, and that he obviously has to be opposed to everything. And DS2 (6yo, Y2) has apparently forgotten how to wipe his bum overnight...Why do we not have a tearing your hair out emoticon?? I would probably get further teaching a brick wall to be polite and organised. I wonder if Fifa would let me go on a world cup referees course or something, because I feel like a ruddy referee. TBH it's probably because DP was on a late shift today, finished at 8.30pm, got in just after 9pm, so I've been on my own with them all night, when I'm used to having his help from 5.30pm onwards. Being 22 weeks pregnant and extremely tired tonight (due to having such eeeeevil heartburn last night that I couldn't sleep) probably hasn't helped mind you...