My plumber seems to have purchased some new pants

[giraffesCantDanceInBrokenHeels]

Thanks god. After 2 years of having to look at his arse crack every time he came out (ancient back boiler so lots) then I was delighted to see today that when he bent over I could only see inches of pants not inches of hairy crack. Now for next time heres hoping he has some bigger trousers and a BELT.

Could he have a word with my dishwasher man about deoderant please...

Or my boss about his breath...........

My Yum Yum Franky is perfect in every way, he's just been round to take a statement about the mentalers next door. He would never show arse crack or have hygiene issues. If he did, his arse would be shiny and fragrent and his pits wouldn't smell of BO, they would be manly and gorgeous.

Does he have a nice arse? You seem to be spending a lot of time looking at it.

Thecrack, if you are asking me if YYF has a nice shapely, taut, muscular, firm bottom, I'd have to say I hadn't noticed, his police trousers aren't tight enough for me to have any idea.