To think about putting my dd in a headscarfe, and wondering when I should get her ears pierced....

[squashimodo]

I mean she is 1 in October, I better start it all soon, before it is too late.........

I think I need to go to bed

Awwwww, I don't want to, it will spoil my piss taking mood....

I live in a world all of my own. Choosing headscarves is a pass-time of mine...takes a lot of thought since it is the first thing people see when they look at me.

sorry, squashi, I think I am too grumpy this evening

best I get up those apples

Hilda Ogden, now that's a thought....do you think she was oppressed?..

Past time not pass time

Squash - no, she wasn't but those flying feckers on her wall were - I mean they didn't move for years

Anyfucker, it's been a hard day. Get some sleep and tomorrow you will be your usual acerbic, sarky funny old self.

Dione...you are nice

Could you come and stroke my hair, possibly ?

I would ban all headscarfs conmpletely at least I could see who I was talking to, whats the saying WHEN IN ROME and all that. No offence intended anyone but its getting pretty boring all this religous crap going around

Are you going to get her nose pierced as well??

Why not double it up and have your child's head pierced?

If you'd thought ahead you could have named her Trepanicka and it would have been perfect.

Do this for child no 2 (or grandchild no 1 in about 12-14 years' time).