To have flatuated while passing someone in the supermarket?

[PARPandMoveOn]

I was in the supermarket quite early this morning, so it wasn't very busy.

In one aisle I could feel a fart coming on and it just so happened I was passing the only other person in that part of the aisle.

I don't know whether anyone else gets this, (I don't very often) but thinking about doing it really made me laugh inside and I had to fight hard to keep the laugh from escaping, and I silently dropped one while I passed them

Now I feel really, really bad that I was so infantile to amuse myself by potentially causing discomfort or embarrassment to another person while they were innocently chosing which fabric softener they should buy.

I can never make it up to the person, so how can I redeem myself and shake off the guilt?

DH is a teacher and has been known to let one go near a horror challenging pupil.

YunoYurbubson, my DH does exactly the same thing.

He also enjoys farting near the checkouts at supermarkets just before we leave, so it's there waiting for the next person in the queue.

When I was a student I used to work in Kookai and when on changing room duty I used to show rude cows into the cubicles the staff used to go to fart in

Infantile but oh so satisfying.