to think pre killed meat is lazy?

[TotorosOcarina]

I mean, like, why not just keep chickens, cows and pigs?!

pffft, lazy bitches.

Hey weirdos, meat doesn't have to be killed or cooked and what is this about prepared veg. You look at the list of dishes, decide and the waiter brings it to you. When you are done they take the plates away and throw them out or something (not quite sure).

"Personally I just send the dogs out and see what they bring back. Yesterday it was a pheasant. the day before that a postman"

PMSL

I am fed up with my pet pig falling over because we have eaten two of its legs

We go to the beach daily, my sons gather mussels, while I light a bonfire. I put a my flat cooking rock over the fire and let it heat up. My sons will bring todays catch, and we lay the mussels on the rock, and when they pop open, they are cooked and ready to eat.

It truly is fast food!

I am actually not joking. We do this when we go to the beach.

PMSL elastamum. :o

I weave my own tampons from my home-grown flax.

Hmm, this non-prekilled meat is hard work. Spent 6 months doing environmental work in the middle of a jungle in Tanzania when younger - highight of the time over there was having to carry several chickens back for many hours from a farm so we could eat them the following night. (Top tip for the non-prekilled meat easters out there - carry chicken upside down and they cant shit all over you) only for the frickers to peck their way through the string tethering them to a tree near camp and escape in the early morning the next day (after having 20 meat starved individuals running around trying to catch them for an hour). God only know what happened to them. I like to imagine a band of chicken guerillas hanging out in the deepest Tanzanian jungle, attacking the unwary environmentalists out there...

At least prekillled meat stays put... well if its fresh enough it does

I would kill and eat my own meat if I lived in the wilds of Alaska and going to the local shops involved hours on a sea plane.

Hmm, all that salmon and venison..yum! yum!

PMSL @ blowing your own glass!

hee hee.

Thats why my dinner was late. I had to catch and kill the chicken tonight.

lol, you're bad!

Peaches, I find the killing itself takes moments, it's the plucking and gutting that takes time.

And lord help you if you pierce the crop!

I put the DC in front of MeBeebies, a theatre troupe I have set up myself to entertain my children.
I star in all the main roles, and play the children recordings on a VHS player I fashioned myself using worn mooncups and bunting.

PMSL! theres my laugh for the night

Oh glorious Mumsnet. I am thinking whether to recommend MN to a pregnant American lady moving to my husband's work. I think I had better vet her before letting you lot loose on her...

My cat used to provide pre-killed meat to the house, which was more convenient than M&S.

pre-killed meat RIponite tut tut my old cat used to bring live meat home and drop it in my kitchen- the buggar!