Next time she says something nasty throw up not just in her bin but all over her lower half.
She'll shut up AND you'll get rid of her for the rest of the day!
I had a crap first PG too. Morning sickness lasted for 7 months, twice a day, everyday. When that stopped the indigestion kicked in. I drank more Gaviscon (sp?) than I did anything else, I had nosebleeds, sweats, snapped the tiny bone in my pelvis leaving me unable to walk for a couple of days. It was shit.
Second one wasnt so bad but the morning sickness was worse, that went on for 6 times a day, for 8 months.
To top it all off, you have to pee every 3 sodding minutes (one time nearly landing DH a parking fine as I HAD TO GO, luckly the traffic warden was female and let him off before she wrote anything), nothing fits, you are starving but cant eat, cant sleep, cant get comfortable, your back hurts, your feet hurt, your legs hurt, everything and everyone annoys you, you get upset over the most stupid things, you cry over everything (btw, That bit doesnt stop), your child free friends desert you as they dont know what to say and get fed up treading on eggshells around you, you fart constantly, you feel fat, you get fat - THEN, the streachmarks come, itchy skin, braxton hicks, weird things happening inside your body - then labour - oh what a fucking joy THAT is.
It's no wonder women are moody when pregnant.