To think some of the posters

[haycia]

on here are very, very sick,

Staying, you may keep your lovely men, not to my taste at all. I meant a hottie bottle, my warming rubbery friend, but I would drag John Cusack in, were he handy.

I am sick

I think it was DH's dodgy cooking.

I do have a bit of s sniffle - you don't think it's anything serious, do you?

I've got a sore mouth.

That'd be the sharp tongue, Monty

mmmm, John Cusack ... :)

Snigger away but who'll be laughing when your feet get cold? Maybe not your feet, on account of all those men in your bed, but someday you'll be glad of a rubbery friend.

Ahh - you see, when I get cold, I just warm my feet on dh's legs. He complains, of course, but my mum told me that this is why God gave men warm inner thighs - and my mum wouldn't lie to me, now would she!

Mums do lie. Mine did and I do.

I have no DH to warm on sadly so the rubbery friend remains. Actually, not tonight as two weeny chicks are sleeping on it. Their need being greater than mine .

Boobs - I'm sick and tired but don't want to go to bed yet. Can you budge up and make room for a little* one?

Please, I'll bring sweets?

*shamelessly omits actual size of arse

Depends what sweets you have?

*Yeah right!

I think our lurgybugs have frightened the OP off!

Read that as Rubbery Fiend, Tippychooks.

My eyes always misread FRIEND as FIEND, I think to give my brain a giggle.

I robbed bought lots of pic and mix from my local sweetshop and may have a drinkee somewhere

Look medicine!

My ex boyfriend from long ago looked exactly like John Cusack to the point I couldn't watch con air whilst in the same room as him as I kept looking from screen to him in disbelief!

wukter. I hope not, it might eat my choocks!

Curse those rubbery fiends.

Wukter - I must be more blunt.

Did Slimcea or whatever her name was come back?

I feel a bit sick this morning, maybe last nights cider was served in a dirty glass.

I'm definitely sick........have woken up with an awfully sore throat and feel like I'm swallowing razor blades. My DDs are sick too but I guess they don't count as they're not on here.

Every now and then a poster with a real fetish for pooing and weeing visits the site. Usually (sgb )somebody comes along to ask them to go to the relevant fetish forums.

Are you too quite sick, op?

I've got a slipped disc. Does that count?