The woman who put the cat in a bin

[alfiethekittycat]

To think that nasty woman who put that poor cat in a bin should spend 15 hours in a bin herself?

Get back in your pigeon hole Chickens.

Named - I too hope I can resist this obsessive compulsive urge that's gripping the nation

Or advise your Mum to start putting people in wheelie bins. Best form of defence is attack. We're all split down the middle now. Those that put people in bins and those that don't.

Or is it that everybody wants to put something in a bin, but we vary only in what we want to put in a bin and whether we fight it or not?

I'm confused. My previously understood model of logic, based on logic isn't helping me with New Logic.

Somebody tell me what to do?

Shall I get into a bin?

Shall we all get into our bins? theres a big ginger tom outside my window, looks intent on revenge to me

Alfie, you're a bit behind the times. This has been done to death on here and most people are a bit weary of the hysterical over-reaction, which is why they're resorting to taking the piss.

There's no room in my bin. It's full of actual rubbish. Should I remove the rubbish so that I can put someone else in to it? But what do I do with the rubbish? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?!

Usualsuspect - control yourself - don't do it!!

Do you have a wastepaper basket you can put on your head? Just to show willing for now. Every little counts.

I could sprinkle some sweet wrappers about myself. Would that do?

I've stuck a Mars Bar wrapper to my cheek. I can do no more.

If pushed I'm willing to put my firstborn in the recycling box but that's my limit.

KER-POW!!

She would have to walk along a wall and beg to be petted then thrown in a bin for any kind of justice to prevail though.

I may be behind the times as been busy for last few days and didn's see the news till tonight,
As for starting this thread I do wish I hadnt cared as it seems you are just a load of piss takers,
Thank you.

I watched this on Newsround (with my children). To me it looked like a 'why are my keys in the fridge?' moment. You know - when you do something that afterwards you have no explanation for, perhaps can't even remember doing, something totally out of character perhaps. When you are very tired and/or preoccupied. She didn't look like she did it maliciously - she stroked it first. By the way, I have had cats, dogs, lots of animals - would consider myself an animal lover, would never condone cruelty to animals.

sounds like a song, "cat in the bin" by phoebe from friends

lucy'smum, you are hiliariuos

See, I was laughing so much at your post that I forgot how to spell

My rubbish wasn't collected yesterday. ..Perhaps I need to shove an aging lady in there next week.

Perhaps she has schizophrenia or was taking some trippy pills and thought the cat was an evil monster.

NATBA you crack me up!

The story is quite funny. Even funnier is that they put this on the news!

Cats like bins anyway.

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