(Whispers) Perhaps the place to start is to get rid of the number of useless degrees coming from former polys middle of the road universities which feed into pointless public sector jobs, which seem to have been created to house the swelling tide of useless graduates?
As an example, I know a man who took a degree in American Studies from the third ranked University in the city we live in, which used to be the poly. It included a year in America, which seemed to involve him going on lots of road trips, to judge from his mySpace blog.
Now, I'm not denying that this was a fantastic life-experience, although since he was twenty five at the time, one could argue he was a bit past needing a gap year...
He now works for the local council... where he's gone to Pakistan three times (all fully funded) to build "community links"
and was recently spotted in our town centre in a silly tshirt, asking people to fill in pledge cards saying what they were going to do to help the community.
For this, he's paid upwards of £25k a year, in the North of England.
It's harsh, I know, but his degree and his job are a nonsense in the current climate. We're struggling in our area to keep funding the local maternity unit, which is rated as one of the best in the country, but money is being spent printing pledge cards and t-shirts for a man with no real grip on reality and whose degree is in American history and politics, not even those of the country he's working for!
If the money loaned to him by the government had been invested more wisely, we could have another nurse or teacher, scientist or engineer, and their salary would be covered by what's being paid to him.
And even a graduate tax/loan repayment is pointless, because it's just shuffling money from government department to another.
If fewer, far fewer, people went to Uni, the degree would be worth something again, which would justify taxing graduates (although the higher salary - higher income tax thing makes me iffy about this!) Fewer courses equals fewer students to support, so get rid of the dross altogether, thus equalling fewer subsidised housing places needed in Halls, fewer lecturers etc. That's a big drain off the Universities altogether.
Then up the amount of subsidy per student, hike the entry requirements and fund the remainder to the hilt. High quality, well-trained graduates are the result and they can then go on to earn the salaries needed to pay back large amounts of tax and/or contributions to their alma mater.
With only, say, 20 universities in the country, it wouldn't be hard to organise a system so that the contributions to a student loan were paid back directly to the university in question.
And, yes, some degrees could be done in far less time but not all. Mine couldn't have been (Chem/Maths dual honours).
Oh, and don't get me started on EMA!!