to think there is somethign seriously weird about where I have just moved.

[Dimtan]

It's this village on the coast in the middle of nowhere, seems like it should be really busy, there is a shop and a cafe/chippy but there are hardly any people here, it's really bizarre.
I have seen some children running about but never any teenagers or babies. I've onyl ever seen under a dozen grownups in the week I've lived here.
Oh, and no-one has a car ether, even though there is a bus which I have never seen anyone on, and a train track but I've not heard a train either.
None of the adults talk to me, they just look through me as if I am invisible.

I just feel really creeped out. AIBU to get out of my contract and move somewhere else

Domestic - Oh haha smartypants

Don't be tarty, it took fricking ages for someone to click. I think that's the longest I've kept a tv troll thread going!

Dimtan have you not noticed the slight resemblance between the dishy fireman and the naughty child of the shopkeeper?
The childs father is nowhere to be seen and dishy fireman always lets off the naughty childs bad behaviour, making up for a distinct lack of child maintenance payments if you ask me...

Those bloody children are always hanging around that Fireman, do you think he might be grooming them?

[step too far?]

This sounds like a case for Sam & Dean (supernatural)

Have you inadvertently moved into the middle of a JW village? Or perhaps the locals are being harvested by aliens?

Doh!