to wonder just how much vaginal discharge, urine and possibly poo I am sitting in while sat on the bus??

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Took DS on the bus yesterday....was quite busy and there were some skanky smelly types on....

Obviously, I wasn't sat in their seats, but at some point, I will be sitting in a seat previously occupied by a skank...

And, it led me to ponder as to what I'm actually sitting IN everytime I sit on the bus...and its not just skanks really, I'm sure there are quite clean looking people that may have too much drippage in the downstairs department and don't wear pant liners or men that don't shake post wee...

Why can't buses have wipe clean seats????

Don't worry piglet, PIJC will have soaked it up for you.

Why not sniff the seats before sitting down, and choose the one that smells less like twat?

And then go home to wash your hands a thousand times...

So, what does Twat smell like then???

mcsnail, I take it you missed the crotch-bleaching thread a while back? Barf!

Thans Kurri that was the only time, still when I think about it

Probably still cleaner than my skip car !

"So, what does Twat smell like then???"

very similar to vaginal discharge :)

Perhaps they could have a 'hygenic seat cover' dispenser when you get on the bus, next to the condom dispensers....

Hmm, well I leaked amniotic fluid onto the cushion on our neighbours' patio chair late in my pregnancy. Was over there having a convivial evening drink on a warm May evening when I felt a warm trickle. At the time I thought I was suffering pregnancy-induced incontinence (until my waters broke the next day and there was no further leakage) so I just sat there until I figured the leak had dried, rather than admit that I had soiled their cushion...

So you see, OP, it's not just buses you have to worry about. The whole WORLD is full of nasties and gross bodily fluids!

You'd have to be bloody moist indeed to seep through underwear and clothing!

In fact, you'd probably leave a trail down the street.

op hope you never sit on lavatory seats!!

Are you kidding?? I hover....the stench that some women leave behind in my work loos, along with smears of period blood and skiddies in the pan has convinced me never to sit...and I am not alone, I know a lot of women who hover...or at least put loo roll on the seat before they sit down

I knew a bloke who always used about a quarter of a roll of loo paper to protect his ass legs from AIDS or whatever. he was constantly blocking toilets, causing embarrassment for himself.

Did not stop him doing it though. It was a kind of mania within his mind.

Not a good thread to read when you have ocd !

thanks for this thread, wasn't having a great day, but this thread has made me nearly fall out of my seat laughing (and I might even laugh randomly remembering it the next time I'm on a bus)!!

I never used to care about this stuff until I actually witnessed someone shit themselves on a bus seat. You pay attention after that, trust me!

You should link this thread with the white trousers one.

I bet you'd get an interesting cross section of views then....

Something else to worry about on a bus - bed bugs .
Apparantly they lurk in the crevasses of seats in trains and buses, ready to latch onto your poo/wee/vag juice-stained outer garmets and be taken back your home.
Happened to a friend of mine. Investation in daughter's and her bedroom. Rentokil said there is an epidemic of the blighters, possibly due to sad slacking off of public tranport cleaning standards.

Be careful out there...

what about those people who go commando ???

there is more chance of secretions seeping out then...

lookie here

You are off your rocker. And funny

Hang on a sec. Surely it's not you that comes into contact with the bus seat. It's your clothes.

Unless you're naked on the bus?

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Please stop it, I'm laughing too much and I'm not sure where my inhaler is!!

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