To think that this is, frankly sick?

[electra]

Darwin Dating

When I read it, I did wonder though whether it the creator had done so in a tongue-in-cheek way......but still, it makes me uncomfortable.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

YABU who cares? The type of person to join such a thing will meet someone as shallow as themselves and they can spend hours looking in the mirror together

No...it's flippin' hilarious! They deserve each other...at least if they're up their own arses, they'll leave the rest of us alone.

True enough! Strange idea though.

at no sweat patches - brilliant!

I say leave them to it ..they're welcome to each other

x-posted Eve

lmao sorry I think that's really funny, and just like the sugardaddy one I guess they deserve what they get lol

Thats me out , no redheads allowed oh well I'll survive ( just )

Great minds think alike plonker !

LOL

there's lots of these 'beautiful people' dating sites...

I thought the list was funny, too.

There must be a lot of disappointed faces when they meet up

In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow

Weird pubic hair? WTF? I think they need to clarify that one.

I am fucking stunning, I should go on it.

You think that's bad? I used to work next to a guy who managed the internet advertising for a dating website where you dated millionaires. I think it was even called 'golddiggers' or something like that.

So Kate Moss is banned due to her middle part then? Bet she's gutted.

omg - think I'm a bit naive tbh. I suppose it's not really any surprise that these things exist. What man would choose to date a self-confessed gold digger?

no fat rolls then? dammit

If someone isn't prepared to accept me unless I remove my pocket protector, well, then I really don't think that I have anything to say to him!

(flounces of with perfectly shaped nose in the air).

Well, they have a point about the overuse of blue eyeshadow. However, year 11 schoolgirls surely can't have been applying in high numbers?

She fits the bill

What is mid digital hair?

I count 11 reasons I can't join - can you beat that? Extra points for anyone willing to wear the eye shadow and cut themselves a mullet to do so.

I think it means hair between fingers or toes?

I agree with katkouta - it just means fewer narcissistic knob-ends in the dating pool for those of us who are looking for someone pleasant. Which is a good thing.

Agree that the concept is beyond dodgy though.