... and therefore a child cannot possibly be excluded from school over the goddamn weekend?
As it happens, this temporary exclusion was illegal. So, I wrote to my Local Authority and asked them to investigate. The exclusion had been made without following the correct procedure and was for an unspecified period of time. I was a bit surprised then, when the LA replied with a letter that began with thanks for drawing their attention to the exclusion which was from the period of 7th-9th May 2010.
Errr... hold on.
7th May was a Friday. DD2 came home as usual after a normal day spent in the classroom with her peers, at a normal state school. She was bearing a letter asking me to meet the Head as there had been an altercation with another pupil. Upon learning this I called the school and was told not to send DD back to school until I'd had that meeting. So, this exclusion would have started from, um, about 4pm on a Friday.
And school ended at 3.20pm on that Friday.
Okaaaaayyyy...
And the exclusion ran, the LA reckons, until the 9th May 2010.
That'll be two days later then.
Until Sunday, to be precise.
I love my Local Education Authority. The words organise, piss-up and brewery often come to mind when I have to deal with them.