Saying "All Weird Individuals Over Here, Please".
Multiple pricks delightful individuals with their breastfeeding comments.
Last week a woman telling "We walk on the right in this country. Its. The. Law." when I'd stepped to one side to let her pass.
Yesterday a woman who took the "Oh isn't he yummy?" comment a step further; "Ohh I could just smoother him in horseraddish, bet he'd taste so lovely!"
And then today a woman I can only describe as a Madame Thenardier wannabe started asking if my son and I would like to join her for lunch. When I politely declined, she replied, "Well that's a terrible shame, Matilda is coming, and she was so looking forward to see you...", then burst into a power ballad. (And yes, I suspect she was probably ill, actually, bless her, but still...)
If anyone notices said sign, could they please remove it for me?