to expect more than bloody fudge

[Jasonthunderpants]

I have been looking after nextdoors cat all week
They came back today and gave me a box of fudge,this is the third year running I have recieved fudge for my services
I just think I deserve a bit more than fudge
It is a good job I have been making myself at home and using there stuff
5 cups of tea (I used my own milk)
watching 2 films on there big telly
and 1 poo
I was going to use there washing machine but thought that was taking it a bit to far
oh I also used some of his expensive aftershave
so at least I have saved a bit of money on my electric bill

Oh I stand corrected stripeyknickersspottysock

well said stripey

you see people I am not an odd sereial killer

I just have my ways

I saw it on a James Bond film, thought I was very cunning copying that.

It's an odd thing - I do a lot of cat sitting (mad cat lady) and while I did inadvertently clean my ex's kitchen for him, I never, ever go upstairs. I just can't bring myself to do that level of snooping. And I'm very curious re the bedroom layout of the people across the road but still, just can't bring myself to do it. It's gutting really.

I would like to say I am not a peeping Thomas

most of my neighbours are out during the day so I keep looking out of my window to check for wrong doers and I use my notebook just in case of any villianous behavior by villans

Next time you see them tell them you have been diagnosed diabetic, and declare how upset you are cos you will never be able to eat fudge again without dire consequences. Then you can wait with anticip - ation for your gift next time you cat sit! Sorted!
(unless they spend their entire holiday seeking out diabetic fudge...)

Jason, I was wondering who you reminded me of from your threads and then it dawned on me - Roy from Coronation Street!

He is the type to count peppers, weigh gooseberrys and take notes on the street comings and goings