I eventually book an appointment to see my new GP as I have recently moved area. This was what se asked me:
Do you have kids?
What birth control are you on? - maybe I'm not!
What do you think of the people in this area?
So, I'm fine with that and then we get to:
Why did you move?
What does your OH do for work and where does he work?
Are schools important to you? - Where the hell did that question come from?
What schools do your kids go to?
NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS!