to think............

[toccatanfudge]

don't take your problems to bed, leave the prick on the sofa

Best piece of advice I've read on a facebook status update in a very long time

I concur tocc

Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the mornings
.....and sometimes I leave him to lie in.

My personal favourite and I know I've said it before but

"The woman who aspires to be as good as a man lacks ambition"

oh yes - they're both good ones as well.

bump

• I'd almost forgotten about this

See how nice I am, bumping for the status update you saw Tocc.

I'm bored tonight - mrregularguy is out this evening so no chatting all night on IM

Awh tocc poor u

Mrveryfancychoiceofvehicles is in new york.

So far today I've had 27 emails.

Na Na Na Na NA

ok - you win on that one - but he hadn't reply to emails when he's slicing and dicing, only when he's ripping.

ohhhh tocc ripping off your clothes lol

PMSL

4th date rule tocc

Its the law.

And remember, up until then

Bridget Jones knickers.

And do not under any circumstances shave your legs, pits or bits.

Then you won't be tempted.

ermm - I only shave 2 of those afore mentioned areas...........and only one of them with any regularity

Well as long as you remember my dating rules all will be fine.

I should write a book really

but don't your dating rules include - give man I've only known for one hour on a plane my address so he can come and pick me up and then jump into his car with him

Oh yes tocc absolutely.

But only when said vehicle is legendary.

That's the deciding factor.

hmm - he drive a Peugeout 207 LOL

Naw he don't get no address then lol

Needs to be at least, oh let me think, a Porsche, nope they're too middle class, Jag, too boring old fart, oh I'd say it has to be at least an Aston Martin.

Where did he go on holiday last year and how did he get there?

lol - I'm not sure where he went on holiday last year

he's going to be home and online again soon, he's texted me to ask if I'm online as well

That boy is keen on you and your my lush boots.