to feel let down by my stalker

[Jasonthunderpants]

Many years ago in my single days I had a stalker who I could never get rid of whenever he saw me in the various pubs I used to frequent
This man is about 15yrs older than me and is an ageing hippy who lives by himself in a statick carevan park 10 mins walk up the hill and I keep seeing him around the village
This man is odd,he makes his own clothes out of ductape.

Anyway on with my story

About 7 yrs ago he left me for my brother and that in itself made me feel let down but to cap it all I saw him yesterday while walking home from school with DD and he walked past me without even looking at me or saying anything I feel used and worthless

Am I not good enough?

B"Am I not good enough?"

Not only are you not good enough, you're also a bit mental.

This reminds me of an episode of "The Golden Girls" where a lesbian takes an interest in Dorothy and Blanche, despite not being the slightest bit interested in women, is offended because she didn't fancy her instead...

I quite like you. You're insane in a funny way.

I quite like you too. You've got cojones

called keith?

Not allowed to mention Keith again under threat of him having a chinese burn

Called Pinky & Perky

ow.

Must admit that when I read your other thread I clicked on your profile and had the shock of my life because for a second, I didn't realise that top picture was your toe and I thought bloody hell, is that Keith? And then I wondered how you were going to get the pen off.

In my defence, it has been many many years since I've seen a keith.

Ha Ha

How do you make clothes out of duct tape? Does I am fascinated..

That must be hard to bear.
You need to win him back. Perhaps you could start wearing clothes made out of bubble wrap and start stalking him.

Life can be so cruel....

I dont really know how he made them,they where shorts and he makes his own flip flop style shoes.
He is a road sweeper so he comes across a lot of rubbish. He must not have anything better to do than think up new ways of using rubbish

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it's not worth fixing.

YABU. stalkers are notoriously fickle, you should know that.

Please don't joke about stalkers, I was stalked in really horrible ways by my ex and it really isn't a laughing matter.

I once sellotaped my eyebrow with some duct tape. Please dont joke it really isnt a topic anyone is allowed to joke about

I always thought it was called duck tape.

Johhny was this the guy? I took a photo of him with his new squeeze and their duct tape waist coats!

Your hippy don't stalk you no more!

shockers, don't be it is

I thought it was duct tape, with the brand name Duck Tape. Thus making me right on all counts.

Don't be too downhearted Jason, the rate you are going here with your pepper rants and your twitching abs, you'll have a new stalker in no time !

Are you like Jenna Moroney from 30 Rock?

Easywriter
No thats not him (women wont be seen with him)but all these bloody ageing hippies look the same to me

Jamie, it is both, everyone is right about Duck/t tape, that's yet another reason why it is so perfect.