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DS#1 told us this one last night

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OrmRenewed · 12/02/2010 18:27

A playground has a magic slide. When you slide down it and shout our what you want, it magically appears.

First child:" Sweets!"

and lo and behold a big bag of sweets appear at the bottom of the slide.

Second child:" Dog!"

And a delightful puppy sits waiting for the child at the bottom.

Third child "Weeeeeee"....

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ChristianaTheTwelfth · 13/02/2010 09:39

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OrmRenewed · 13/02/2010 20:39

What?! What did he say?

Oh and BTW what do you call a dead skunk?

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ChristianaTheTwelfth · 13/02/2010 21:22

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OrmRenewed · 14/02/2010 11:07

FOFL

Extinct!

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OrmRenewed · 14/02/2010 11:08

Or ROFL even

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MaggieMaeve · 14/02/2010 11:10

man says "booked a table for myself and my wife tonight tonight, what with it being valentines and everything, but I know it will all end in tears, always does.... she's rubbish at pool."

MaggieMaeve · 14/02/2010 11:10

man says "booked a table for myself and my wife tonight tonight, what with it being valentines and everything, but I know it will all end in tears, always does.... she's rubbish at pool."

ChristianaTheTwelfth · 14/02/2010 12:21

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MaggieMaeve · 14/02/2010 14:53

here's one my son four tells: what does a penguin eat? iceberger and ships

ChristianaTheTwelfth · 14/02/2010 16:40

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MaggieMaeve · 14/02/2010 18:26

it wasn't peeling very well?

ChristianaTheTwelfth · 14/02/2010 21:51

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