DS#1 told us this one last night

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A playground has a magic slide. When you slide down it and shout our what you want, it magically appears.

First child:" Sweets!"

and lo and behold a big bag of sweets appear at the bottom of the slide.

Second child:" Dog!"

And a delightful puppy sits waiting for the child at the bottom.

Third child "Weeeeeee"....

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What?! What did he say?

Oh and BTW what do you call a dead skunk?

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FOFL

Extinct!

Or ROFL even

man says "booked a table for myself and my wife tonight tonight, what with it being valentines and everything, but I know it will all end in tears, always does.... she's rubbish at pool."

man says "booked a table for myself and my wife tonight tonight, what with it being valentines and everything, but I know it will all end in tears, always does.... she's rubbish at pool."

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here's one my son four tells: what does a penguin eat? iceberger and ships

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it wasn't peeling very well?

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