Just read this and had to share!
The Wash Cloth:
[There is not a woman alive today who won't
crack up over this!]
I was due for an appointment with the
gynecologist later in the
week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
didn't have any time
to
spare...
As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make
the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my
pajamas, wet the
washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
the washcloth in
the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
when I was called
in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in
Paris
or some other place a million miles away. I was a
little surprised when
the
doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond...
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home. The
rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning,
cooking, etc. After
school when my six year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the
bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here
by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Helen xxx
LOL!
Leah 29 weeks today! X