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This is great,please read it if you want a laugh

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mummylin2495 · 17/11/2009 11:26

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in..

Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follenswanny

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mummylin2495 · 17/11/2009 11:26

I recieved this, this morning and is taken from the two Ronnies show.

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Stretch · 17/11/2009 11:30

Hahaha! That is sooo funny! Mind if I copy it and send it to my mum?

mummylin2495 · 17/11/2009 11:35

feel free,i think its fab and has put me in a good mood,i too am going to print it to show my mum !

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Knickers0nMaHead · 17/11/2009 12:19

haha that was hard to read but very funny! Cheered me up no end! Thanks.

Stretch · 17/11/2009 20:32

bumping for the evening crowd!

mummylin2495 · 17/11/2009 20:38

two of my brothers were here just now and my mum so i said she had to read her children a story as its a long time since we had one ! oh my god we had hysterics and mum couldnt read it[ she is 81] she has taken a copy of it to show her friends tomorrow

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