joke

[southeastastra]

Q: Three men in a boat have some cigarettes but no matches. How do they light their cigarettes?

A: They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

A brain walks into a pub.

He asks for a whisky and a pint of lager.

The barperson says "you can have the lager but not the whisky."

The brain is annoyed and asks "why can't I have the whisky?"

The barperson answers "because you're out of your head already, mate."

Will tell that one later, South.