NB: Not my personal views oh lovely blonde ones so lynch me not!
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down in a spare seat.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
On producing her cheaper ticket, the hostess tells the blonde > passenger that she's only paid for Economy and that she will have to > go and sit in the back > > The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
The frustrated flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the > pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First > Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The > co-pilot goes back to the First Class cabin and tries to explain to > the blonde that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her > original seat.
The blonde replies once again: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going > to Melbourne and I'm staying just where I am!"
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that > he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest > this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says: "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married > to a blonde and over the years I've learnt to speak fluent blonde!"
The co-pilot is immediately dubious and at the same time curious.
The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers something in her ear and > she > replies: "Oh dear, I am sorry, I had no idea," gets up and moves back > to her seat in the rear of the aircraft. The flight attendant and > co-pilot of course are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her return to her seat without any fuss.
The Pilot replies: "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".