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Yet another swine flu thread...

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Sidge · 16/07/2009 22:43


If you receive an email from the 'Department of Environment & Health' saying not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu, just ignore it, it's SPAM....

Wait, there's more ....

Just phoned the National Health swine flu helpline but all that I got was crackling.

How did the pig go on holiday? The swine flu

Swine flu isnt a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.

Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may lead to an aporkolypse... But well get through. Where there's a swill there's a way.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

My friend says he's got swine flu, but I think he's telling porkies.

.... and don't forget to call a hambulance if you notice any symptoms!!

I have to say, I'm finding all these jokes about swine flu pretty boaring.

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gigglewitch · 16/07/2009 22:44

what a load of hogwash.

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