The body parts....

[womba1]

A pair of eyes and a brain walked into a bar and ordered 2 pints. After a few seconds thought, the barman said "i'm sorry, but i can't serve either of you"
"why not"? asked the eyes and brain.
"Well,replied the barman..." you're out of your face and you're off your head"!!!!

PMSL!

I have to stop reading these jokes.. They dont help my bladder cvondition and when I say PMSL i mean literally!!!

i have written that one down... i am crap with jokes only one i know is this one:

3 nuns walking through the churchyard, they see a dead body.
1st nun: we should bury him
2nd nun : but lets have our way with him first
3rd nun: oh yes lets
so 1st nun gets on and off, 2nd nun gets on and off. 3rd nun gets on and off...........the man jumps up and says "thanks for the blood transfusion" and runs off.

Naughty i know sorry if offends.

Louise.. ok,i'll save the rest of my very limited joke store until your bladder is under control!!!!

Slink... thats brilliant!! It took me a while to get it!!

Glad you liked it, see we can share. It is the only joke i know and my friends have heard it a thousand times but i am going to shre yours with them next time.